(cisco)

[18:33'19"]        vjt| sam_, porco dio
[18:49'19"]        alk| vjt: DIO CANE
[18:50'41"]        vjt| dio animale
[18:50'44"]        vjt| com'e` andato l'exam?
[18:50'49"]        alk| PORCODIO
[18:50'57"]        alk| PASSING SCORE 849 YOUR SCORE 834 PORCODIO
[18:51'23"]        vjt| azzzzz
[18:51'26"]        vjt| molto peso
[18:51'29"]        vjt| molto molto pes
[18:51'31"]        vjt| ante
[18:51'45"]        alk| PORCO DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
[18:51'49"]        alk| DIO PORCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
[18:51'53"]        alk| PORCO DIO PORCOOOOOOOOOOOO  

yuck. screw those useless 3d effects. (.. and i'm a former beryl user... )

Orig: http://www.stupidwish.net/religion.html

Ti sbagli

Adesso, so a cosa stai pensando -- in fondo tutti sono religiosi, un miliardo di cinesi non puo` sbagliarsi, ci rende umili e rispettosi del prossimo, e per certo, ci sono persone che compiono azioni immonde nel nome delle loro religioni, ma le loro religioni sono diverse dalla tua, e, vale la pena dirlo, peggiori della tua.

Poodwaddle.com

Ingredients: Debian, Netatalk, Avahi, some trickery.

Step 1: recompile netatalk adding SSL Support: blackmac.de.

You can safely ignore the ".passwd" stuff, afpd uses PAM for user authentication.

Hint: disable the atalk protocol handlers in /etc/default/netatalk:

# Set which daemons to run (papd is dependent upon atalkd):
ATALKD_RUN=no        # appletalk protocol
PAPD_RUN=no          # printer sharing daemon (printers are soooo '90s)  

From: http://reddit.com/goto?id=5zhpl

Date: 2005-03-10, 11:35AM CST

You're a really, really sweet girl. I knew when I met you at that party last year that you were different, but I wan't sure how. You were really hot, one of the only other sober people there, and you speak spanish, which I enjoy thoroughly. We had a nice chat, I got your number and my friend Anne has emailed me no less than three times telling me you ask about me a lot. I was psyched to meet up with you the other night, and you looked so hot, again.

[00:52'58"] @rendiamo-| cmq
[00:53'04"] @rendiamo-| io a 45 anni
[00:53'06"] @rendiamo-| saro` come michell9
[00:53'10"] @rendiamo-| staro` ancora qui
[00:53'10"]       culo| anche l'altro giorno! stavo trombando! a metà 
                        sono andaot a giocare a nethack
[00:53'12"] @      alk| HAHHAHAHHAHAHA
[00:53'13"] @rendiamo-| AHHAHA
[00:53'20"]       culo| gh
[00:53'21"]       culo| sì oh vero
[00:53'21"] @      alk| HAHAHAHHAHA
[00:53'24"]       culo| l'altro giorno ci ho pensato
[00:53'25"]       culo| cioè  

Fatevi due risate bestemmianti!

ed un bel remix certosino

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5AwaxgQJoA